FUR FLIES AT THE BIS
Published 9th May, 2019
I'll never understand these two-legged humans ... why can't they brawl and bicker in style like us felines? Let me explain; me and the missus have always liked that old post office building on Whitby Street (better class of mice, y'know) so when we heard it was going to be reopened as some sort of arts/business centre we thought we'd pop along. Even hoped here would be some kind of a buffet. We were lurking under a table when we heard a woman talking with someone called ... now was it Pat or Paddy? Anyway. I digress. All of a sudden this big, round faced chap with a slightly strange hair do appeared. He wouldn't shake paws with this Pat/Paddy bloke ... in fact he started ranting on at him. No style at all ... mind you, I was hoping for the full growl, hiss, arched back & circling routine but no ... the humans disappointed me once again. As I said, no style ...
Tags:
#BIS
# bickering
# black cat